Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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