What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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