We're like a lot better than the average bears
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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