just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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