Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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