so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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