Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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