I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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