they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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