Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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