I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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