I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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