Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the day after is always just damage control
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Vodka?
Forever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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