Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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