a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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