Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
