You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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