it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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