in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I forget how to act sober
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