i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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