Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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