I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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