Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
These tits shall not be calmed
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
