Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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