i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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