I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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