I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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