weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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