Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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