Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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