Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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