i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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