return my video game
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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