How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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