I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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