eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you have to choose: penises or morals?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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