Fuck appropriateness.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
