I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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