That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
