Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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