Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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