I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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