but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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