Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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