apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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