talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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