Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
