there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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