A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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