sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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