Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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