i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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